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I’m not racist but surely allowing anarchists to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that anarchists aren’t setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. James May agrees with me, saying today, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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